Juliette, 23 What’s the sexiest beer to brew? Double cream stout, because you get double the head with a creamy finish. What’s the best way to pick up a home brewer? Show him your hops and grab his barley. What has brewing your own beer taught you about dating? More yeast doesn’t...

The Source: Steve Lewis & Eiseley Tauginas, BlackBook The Dilemma: “My current boyfriend and I are great together. He’s got a crazy fun sense of humor and he’s very passionate in bed. But there’s one problem. My family and friends who have met him swear up and down that...

I have a problem. A key part of my problem, I feel, is that I’m a recovering anorexic and I am still struggling a great deal to eat normal and healthy portions of food. A friend and I have recently become “friends with benefits.” He lives very far away, so we primarily indulge through IMs....

Dear Miss Information, I’ve been in an on-again/off-again relationship for over twenty years. We’re currently split but communicating, and he’s adamant we’re “destined” to be together. I met him when I was twenty-two and our relationship evolved from friendship to...

Alexa, 23 What’s the best way to pick up a law student? Give ‘em the flopper (see Murphy v. Steeplechase). My girlfriend of four months whispered, “I love you, I love you” as she came. Do mid-sex proclamations count? Is she embarrassed because I didn’t say it back, or...

The Source: Emily Marcelo, Philippine Daily Inquirer The Dilemma: “I am a single mom of a 10-month-old girl. My problem is the father of my daughter has completely disappeared from our lives. I never saw him again since I was five months pregnant. How can I demand for child support when he has...

I am a 34-year-old straight, single female. I have a fantasy I can’t find much about online, so I figured I’d ask you for advice. My fantasy is to be blindfolded, bent over a table/couch/whatever, and fucked by whoever happens to walk by. I realize this would have to take place in a safe...

Dear Miss Information, My wife and I have been married for nineteen years. After her interest in sex declined, we tried swinging.  We both realized that: (1) no matter how buff and young-looking a forty-eight-year-old white guy might be, he’s of virtually no interest in the communities in which...

Eric, 28 ericyvesgarcia.com What’s the best way to pick up a piano-bar singer? Flattery and tips. A piano-bar singer has seen plenty. At best, they’re nobody’s fool; at worst, they’re jaded. Don’t annoy them, don’t be cheesy, don’t be sloppy drunk. Tell him...

  The Source: Lance Armstrong advises Tiger Woods The Dilemma: You’re a married professional golfer named after a large predator and you’ve cheated with enough floozies to fill a calendar. Now your wife’s mad and major corporations don’t want you at their lunch table. The...